Unicorn & Sloth Make Hemp Porridge - RECIPE!!

July 04, 2019 Report

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Once upon a time there was a little Unicorn named Jenna and a Sloth named Tarra. They were friends who loved to eat fun stuff and talk about it.

They made porridge from Hemp Seed because their best friend Goldie Locks was looking for a new recipe so they were helping her out.

Things were going great until Uni-Jenna started being mean to Sloth who was too slow to defend herself.


We tested Manitoba Hemp Hearts by making a low-carb super yummy porridge for breakfast! Hemp hearts are PACKED with nutrients.

Hemp seeds contain over 30% fat.

Full of Omegas, a great source of protein.A source of vitamin E and tons of minerals.  This is a SUPER FOOD! Hemp seed and the oils have been used medicinally in China for over 3000 years!  You are not eating weed...just saying.  Here is the RECIPE: - 2 cups of almond or coconut milk - 1/2 cup of almond of coconut flour - 1/4 - 1/2 cup of hemp seeds (we like it. nuttier)- 2 tbs each of flax, chia, or the blend from @Nutriva we showed - 5 drops of Stevia (it's very sweet so you may use less) - Pink salt to taste (full of minerals) - 1/2 tsp of vanilla and cinnamon The consistency is personal. We warmed it in the microwave and topped with Strawberries.  It's very basic and you could add anything to it - the point is, it's grain free and super packed with filling goodness!

Ps Unicorns are real.

Love Jenna & Tarra


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